For the Girls

My mother sent me this list of quotes from women, thought they were funny and you might enjoy them too:

Inside every older lady is a younger lady, wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-

Old age aint no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. A woman must do what he cant.
-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-

Everytime I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
-Jane Unlimited-

Thirty-five is when you finally start getting your head together and your body falls apart.
-Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time - but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

If high heels were so wonderful men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum until Sear's makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-